Spy work

One of my Ham radio friends asked me how well I could work with Morse Code.  I said that I loved it and was quite good at using it.  He was a retired Ham from SRI (Stanford Research Institute) in Palo Alto, Ca.

He recommended me for the job and I got it.  There were two of us doing this project.  I made good friends with my co-worker, Ron Panton, W6VG.  We were tasked with analyzing tapes of high-frequency recordings of spy signals.  They wanted us working as many hours as possible.  One week I worked over 100 hours and they were very happy to pay the overtime.  Typical government work ethics.

I had no clearance for knowing much about the project.  We were told the frequency and time of “known” spy signals.  As a Ham Radio operator, I knew something about radio propagation and fhis told me that the signals were from China.  Our job was to describe the characteristics of the signals in order for the governmental agency to replace the live humans who were listening to Chinese spies 24/7 and recording it.  They wanted to computerize the process.  We weren’t tasked with figuring out what the communications were saying.  We had no expertise in that area.

I immediately realized that some signals that were identified as spy signals didn’t contain any information of any kind.  The humans were wrong about what was a spy signal and what were innocent signals.  Now that I knew what the actual spy signals sounded like, I started looking for spy signals that might have been missed.  I found plenty of them.

One might ask how could trained people do the job so poorly.  That is because they weren’t qualified to do the job from personal passion.  They were just doing a paid job that was super boring to them.

I was so amazed at how poorly this monitoring of supposed signals from spies was being done, that I had to do something.  I bought a large sheet of cardboard poster paper and used magic markers to make up a chart of what was in error and what had been totally missed.  I did this on my own time.

I showed the boss and he was very interested.  He asked if he could borrow the chart.  Later on, he came back in with my chart and explained what happened.  He flew to Washington DC to confer with the client about what I had found.  Basically, I proved that their whole mission was a waste of time, money and also useless.

SRI got a new contract to approach this project from a different angle.  Of course, the boss was happy to get more of the government’s money with this new and larger contract.

The SRI facility was run with “high security” and we were supposed to find a security guard to let us into our workplace and a few other buildings as needed.  Try finding security in the middle of the night.  So, I figured out how to pick the locks of every building to which I had legitimate access.  Nobody ever figured out what I was doing.  “Highly secure” meant nothing at all.

It was the positive results of this task that got me a recommendation for the NEXRAD position described in another article.

It was luck that I got the job, good fortune that I discovered the mess, an accident that somehow my ability with Morse Code got me my next job that was totally unrelated in any way.

There is more to the story, so I hope to come back and fill it in.

I lived my life by accidents, or maybe it is luck.