A year ago while on my daily walk, I found a plastic container that had several nuggets of pot. I dumped them on the ground. For the next two days, they were still there. On the third day, they were gone, someone had picked them up.
A month ago, while on my walk, I saw a gallon plastic ice cream container and thought it might be useful. When I picked it up, I saw some pot leaves on the bottom. I dumped them and kept the bucket. I mentioned this in a post on the Gary North forum, a subscription site that is well worth the small cost. That started a ruckus from a few people who don’t get the humor. Long story.
Today, while on my walk, I saw a glass jar well off on the side of the road. I should mention that while walking, I pick up recyclable aluminum and plastic water bottles. I am always keeping a sharp eye for good stuff like those.
This jar looks like a pint jar and it is nearly full of pot. It also has a package of Zig-zag papers for those who roll their own. This “find” is quite a bit larger than the previous ones. Three in one year.
I called my BFF, former manager of my BMW motorcycle shop and neighbor. After my first two finds, he suggested that I take up smoking. He knew that it wasn’t going to happen, but it was a joke.
Today, when I called him to announce my latest and largest find, I told him that maybe the universe is trying to tell me to start smoking it. “No, instead you should set up a stand to sell pot, since it is now legal.”
Here is my new business plan. I can charge more for a doobie than loose pot. I can buy one of those self-rollers. I will need to practice to make them perfect. I will find some dried out lawn grass for practice. Then it occurred to me that I could “cut” the good pot with a bit of the dried out grass to make it go farther. Of course, truth in advertising is very important. I would have to offer that I am selling grass, not pot.
What do you think of my new business plan?