Halloween 2004

Halloween 2004

By Duane Ausherman

Photos mostly were taken by my ex-wife, Linda.  We went as a currently topical “same-sex” married couple.

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The Foster Lumber staff, in Lodi, was nice enough to “donate” my beautiful fishnet hose.  That is Janice, one of the owners.

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Tom, a Foster Lumber manager.  His crew supplied the lumber for our house and it was very high quality.  He just loves to use me to harass his “sensitive” younger employees.  Sounds like grounds for a lawsuit to me.

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A girl has to get her car smogged every two years.  I tried to “barter” to get my pollution checked out by the nice guys there.

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That is Veronika, our Czech student.  I think that she has a crush on me.

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This is in Savemart, one of our large grocery stores.  Here a customer is offering me a dollar bill for some “service” or another.

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Located in Savemart is my bank.  I am sure that Union Bank of California will want to offer me big $$ to be their “poster girl” for next year’s marketing program.

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Donna from the bakery department.

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A girl has to “work out” to keep a school girl figure.  This is in the Galt Curves. They didn’t seem anxious to sell me a membership.

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We are so lucky to have a great post office.  This is Charlie.

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This is “big brown”, our delivery man.

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Ruth, my mother-in-law, now deceased, is having some fun too.  Her Ham radio call is K6REC and mine is W6REC.  Her suffix is her initials, Ruth Elaine Colombero, and mine stands for literally thousands of phonetics, such as Retarded Elderly Codger.